Observation 1/9

I am not worthy of a blog.

Observation 9/9

Gene Wilder in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory makes me happy.

Observation 9/7

Only in staid suffering can any nobility be salvaged from the baseness of self-pity.

Observation 9/5

Nothing alleviates the pain of a long Sunday night spent studying better than warm brownies out of the oven topped with creamy vanilla ice cream.

Observation 8/31

Plato was a remarkably brilliant philosopher whose ideas somehow remain vibrant and true even today in an age radically different from the world he lived and breathed and thought in. The man was truly thought-provoking, the trait perhaps most admirable in all those a man can have.

Still. Plato is not nearly as important or satisfying as Play-doh.

Observation 8/30

I do not like to make blanket statements, because I am a firm believer that there is always an exception defiantly refusing to follow the rules.

However. I hate absolutely every document ever written that includes the word "quantitative" in the title.

Observation 8/29

The Emmys gave an award to the Tony awards for best variety show writing. That is entirely too meta, and possibly nepotistic. Can the Tony awards next year then turn around and award the Emmys for best live stage awards show?

Something is rotten in Awardtown.