Observation 8/31

Plato was a remarkably brilliant philosopher whose ideas somehow remain vibrant and true even today in an age radically different from the world he lived and breathed and thought in. The man was truly thought-provoking, the trait perhaps most admirable in all those a man can have.

Still. Plato is not nearly as important or satisfying as Play-doh.

Observation 8/30

I do not like to make blanket statements, because I am a firm believer that there is always an exception defiantly refusing to follow the rules.

However. I hate absolutely every document ever written that includes the word "quantitative" in the title.

Observation 8/29

The Emmys gave an award to the Tony awards for best variety show writing. That is entirely too meta, and possibly nepotistic. Can the Tony awards next year then turn around and award the Emmys for best live stage awards show?

Something is rotten in Awardtown.

Observation 8/25

Looking at pictures of my friends is a smiley sort of way to pass the time.

Observation 8/13

As it turns out, death by Curious George would be a kickass way to go.

Observation 8/11

It is undeniably petty, but having your work be the exemplar for a class is always secretly wonderful.

Observation 8/10

There is nothing more joyous than the first lightning bug of summer, and nothing more melancholy than the last.

Observation 8/8

Man is incapable of accepting his own vast unimportance, and that alone may explain his role as the dominant species.

Observation 8/5

Obese women are significantly less considerate in their clothes-shopping habits than any other demographic.