Observation 3/29

Rufus is a name that belongs only in comedies, on dog tags, and throughout the Wizarding World.

Observation 3/25

19 is just 18's less cool fraternal twin brother who is only a few minutes older but always makes a big deal about it anyway.

Observation 3/21

Sometimes representatives' speeches in the House make them sound like they're accepting Academy Awards. They spend an awful lot of time thanking people on their staff and people they've worked with.

Just vote already, dammit.

Observation 3/19

The sign for West Lafayette says, "Welcome to West Lafayette: Home of Purdue University." But the sign for Bloomington says, "Welcome to Bloomington: Proud Home of Indiana University."

If that's not proof that only IU is worthy of being proud of, I don't know what is. The city you're in doesn't even like you, Purdue.

Observation 3/10

Spring is intoxicating.

Observation 3/8

My version of hell is a room full of cacti.

Observation 3/5

Sometimes failure is way more fun than success. Particularly when it comes to flying kites.

Observation 3/4

Rhapsody in Blue is actually the best song of all time.

Observation 3/1

More could be achieved towards international unity if we remixed national anthems: the lyrics of one, and the music of another. It's delightful.